Halloween Jokes for kids

What did the bird say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet!

 

What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?

Ghoul-aid

 

What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?

Wrap

 

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?

Anywhere where he can boo-gie

 

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

He had no body to dance with

 

What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?

Whipped scream

 

What do you call a little monsters parents

mummy and deady

 

What do ghosts eat for breakfast?

Boo-Berries

 

What's a ghosts favorite desert?

Boo-berry pie

 

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream

 

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

 

What did tha boy ghost say to the girl ghost?

You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!