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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Halloween Jokes for kids



What did the bird say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet!

 

What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?

Ghoul-aid

 

What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?

Wrap

 

Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?

Anywhere where he can boo-gie

 

Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

He had no body to dance with

 

What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?

Whipped scream

 

What do you call a little monsters parents

mummy and deady

 

What do ghosts eat for breakfast?

Boo-Berries

 

What's a ghosts favorite desert?

Boo-berry pie

 

What's a monsters favorite desert?

I-Scream

 

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

 

What did tha boy ghost say to the girl ghost?

You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!

 

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