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Thursday, October 21, 2010

Halloween Jokes for kids

What did the bird say on Halloween?

Trick or tweet!


What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween?



What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?



Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?

Anywhere where he can boo-gie


Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

He had no body to dance with


What tops off a ghost's ice cream sundae?

Whipped scream


What do you call a little monsters parents

mummy and deady


What do ghosts eat for breakfast?



What's a ghosts favorite desert?

Boo-berry pie


What's a monsters favorite desert?



What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.


What did tha boy ghost say to the girl ghost?

You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!


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